Rewatching some Doctor Who today when I came across this little gem in “The Family of Blood”
John Smith is having a panic attack cause he’s finding out that he might be an alien. Then the poor guy turns to Martha and she just be like
#so fucking done with you right now #rubbish as a human #I’ll turn into a human you said #it’ll be fun you said #couldn’t hide in a time period where YOU’RE the servant #either become the doctor or die #cause I left my fucks in the TARDIS #and it’s over there #no more John Smith 1k13
A Steve is a Steve no matter how small.
A Steve is a Steve no matter how tall.
Really highlights how much of a difference Bucky would have had to get used to.
OMFG I JUST REALIZED IMAGNINE HOW MANY TIMES BUCKY TURNED AROUND TO SAY SOMETHING TO STEVE AND WAS SUDDENLY TALKING TO HIS BOOBS AND YOU JUST KNOW STEVE CRACKED A JOKE ABOUT “MY EYES ARE UP HERE, BUDDY” AND “IS THIS WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE ONE OF THE GIRLS YOU DATE? *COVERS CHEST IN PRETEND SHYNESS*”
aslkdfjasdfkljsfjk ITS SO AMUSING!
im so hooked on muggleborns fucking shit up with pop culture references
dumbledore warns for something with the words “very dangerous” and around the great hall you hear scattered “much frightening” “such peril”
snape gets really fuckin pissed off at a kid named luke and roars “LUKE!!!” and luke stands up and screams back “I AM YOUR FATHER”
mcgonagall catches students doing something against hogwart’s rules and yells “WHY?” and one kid goes “M C A”
(…) but you saved him.
it was the other way around.
Chris Ramsey calling out Katie Hopkins for her views on fat people.
I see better from a distance.
#darcy to jane
my mom is on the phone with my dad (a microbiologist) and she told him “go to bed, turn off the computer, and just, just don’t do science. don’t do any science”